joke

The number twelve goes to a bar

A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.

"Sorry I can't serve you," states the barman.

"Why not?!" asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice.

"You're under 18," replies the barman.

The results of the X-ray

Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?

Doctor: Absolutely nothing!

Finish the start

My therapist told me the way to achieve true

inner peace is to finish what I start.

So far today, I have finished two bags of chips

and a chocolate cake.

I feel better already.